http://tylers.yuku.com/forums/15 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Tue, 08 Apr 2003 23:52:15 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://tylers.yuku.com/forums/15 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1852/t/Essex-Boys.html
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some tosser wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1852 Tue, 08 Apr 2003 08:18:07 GMT http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1854/t/-What-s-Up-Dawg-.html

This Was written for a friend who was having sleepless nights with his dog.

@@@@WHATS UP DAWG@@@@
That doggone dawg numbs my brain, :'(
Enough to send a man insane.
She excercised ,and ate her food
That doggone dawg ,is in a mood. feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1854 Sat, 22 Jun 2002 03:40:37 GMT http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1853/t/-The-Fat-Cat-Add-on.html ~~~The Fat Cat~~~
Look! this is me a cat that`s fat
What do you think you are looking at?
I cant walk now.I can hardly move
I have been pampered ,fed with lots of food,
Dont believe a word ,that fish dont make you fat
because selling it ,is where they are at,
I eat and eat and I cant stop,
"My owners love me ,even if you do not"
Sonia... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1853 Sat, 22 Jun 2002 03:30:38 GMT http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1855/t/-Raymondo-s-Left-Overs-might-offend.html Poor Raymondo in his chains
All thats left is his remains
Except for pickled in a jar
The object of his wifes desire
She cut it off and killed him dead
and leaves it there next to their bed
As a reminder of what once belonged to her
Is now causing his wife such a stir
The people que to see this d---
That wife devoured so very quick
This object was praised for certain
Was looking like a pickled ghirken
She stood on window... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1855 Fri, 21 Jun 2002 10:45:20 GMT http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1858/t/Limerick-Trilogy.html

LIMERICK TRILOGY

One day some guy nose inhaled
Something got stuck in his throat valve
Gagging quite hysteric
If only he picked
Until finally that booger he exhaled

Opposite him sat his wife Sandy
Something flew right in her Brandy
Kerplunk with a splat
Goodness what was that?
She drank and then choked on his boogie

My Heavens give that woman the Heimlich!
Her face is as blue as Smurfette!
Help is on the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (moonchild8) http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1858 Wed, 15 May 2002 20:30:01 GMT http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1859/t/2-more-Limericks.html

FART

What a relief it is to fart
Bustin ass should be an art
Let it bloody rip
Won’t give ya no lip
One smelly whiff and off I dart



KLARA BROWN

Little Miss slut Klara Brown
Went hookin out on the town
Banged an Arab
Gave him crabs
Took weeks for those critters to drown

© Karen Davies

]]> feeds@yuku.com (moonchild8) http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1859 Wed, 01 May 2002 10:11:35 GMT http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1860/t/Collaborating-on-Power-Knowledge.html
Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states:
Engineers, Teachers, Programmers and Scientists can never earn as much
salary as business executives and sales people.
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the
following three postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)
Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)
Postulate 3 (as every Physics... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (ScrewyTyler) http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1860 Fri, 29 Mar 2002 19:21:16 GMT http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1856/t/4-Limericks.html

GEEKFREAK GIRL

There once was a girl named Anna
Who suffered severe kookarama
She was a real geek
A first rate freak
“Think E=mc²” is her almamater

© Karen Davies



GORGY PORGY

There once was a boy named Gorgy
They called him Gorgy Porgy
He smoked marijuana
Melting in a sauna
And died the next day at an orgy

© Karen Davies



PIGGY

There once was a girl named... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (moonchild8) http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1856 Fri, 01 Mar 2002 13:55:49 GMT http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1861/t/Alien-Dancing-Pants-III-Galifrean-G-string.html
*If you don’t know what a Melvyn is, think yourself lucky.

Welcome to my tale,
A tale of terror and crime,
One concerning a Galifrean G-string,
Underwear out of time.

One day I went outside,
To fetch the washing from the line,
There hanging next to my man stuff,
Was a G-string oh so fine.

It was gold and silky – lovely!
Brighter than the sun it shone,
I checked that no one was looking,
And... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1861 Sat, 23 Feb 2002 00:46:33 GMT http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1862/t/Being-an-egg-sucks-.html
You only get laid once and the only person to sit on your face is your mum. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1862 Thu, 03 Jan 2002 14:58:35 GMT http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1864/t/Text-Samaritan.html As we are of course birds, the ghost of Frank Sinarta is doing the keyboard work. Thanks Frank!



Text Samaritan

I am one of those sort of people whom everyone & everybody pours their heart out to, on buses, in bus-queues, outside shops, in pubs...Always there is someone or somebody who comes up to me & tells... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1864 Wed, 07 Nov 2001 16:34:43 GMT http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1865/t/Yo-Mom.html

I made this up and it's stupid but what the heck!

Yo mom is so fat,
she triped on her chin.

Okay don't be so hard on me I love Yo Mom jokes...lol

]]> feeds@yuku.com (moonchild8) http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1865 Fri, 05 Oct 2001 18:07:26 GMT http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1863/t/Joseph-s-Ass.html
This is how it went:
She said that there was a preacher telling his congregation that there was nothing unsaid in the bible that hasn't already occured.
Some smart guy in the back pew belted out,
"What about the subject of PMS?"
The preacher looked flush and cleared his parched throat,"Ahem!"
He thumbed through the pages of the Good Book and began mumbling a little.
The person asked him to speak up and the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1863 Thu, 02 Aug 2001 23:14:47 GMT http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1867/t/The-Dog-s-Walk.html A tree that needs a friend,
the neighbors cat, that baseball bat
I must inspect that and that....
It's doggie walk time
and Liz is in the mood to rhyme
So bear with me while I see
if the dogs appreciate me
Woof and arrf, sniff and scratch
time is nearly up, where’s that patch
yes, there it is, my favorite spot
and I have got to pee a lot!

Ok everyone, I did this on the fly one day just as a laugh for a friend so any... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1867 Tue, 24 Jul 2001 04:18:42 GMT http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1857/t/Never-Underestimate-the-Power-of-a-Woman.html (*for the ladies out there)
**************************

There were 11 people-ten were men and one woman- hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter.

They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't the rope would break and everyone would die.

No one could decide who should go so finally the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1857 Fri, 13 Jul 2001 07:20:06 GMT http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1869/t/Desperado-Lov-en-Train-Rob-en.html
You get onto something that just made you feel like a wreck

Well Sir, there I was set`en out to rob that train
Seen this sweet little caboose just had to turn lose
Made my plan`s
Know what, I am a bad, bad man
All aboard, for hot lov`en junction
There she go`s click` tie clack
Right on down that track
Ride`en my cow pony as fast as I could go
Grab`en a hold of that sweet little caboose
She`s stoke`en her... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1869 Fri, 13 Jul 2001 05:40:28 GMT http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1870/t/I-made-this-up-work-.html Jacob had finally reached heaven, and God gave him a sign.
Jacob pleaded with God to tell him what this sign meant.
God told Jacob to take a step back, and to remove his dusty sandals from his feet, then to place the sign at his feet.
He did as God had instructed, and begged God again as to what the sign said.
God said," This is not a step!"

Please drop... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1870 Tue, 10 Jul 2001 21:37:13 GMT http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1871/t/Desperado-Lov-ens-Cattle-Drive.html
Of dust and lust and moons of bells

Well this cowboys ride`en trail at the tale

Yah see! it`s them brow eyed cows behinds

Long days dust and lust, make a feller cuss

Ride`en, rope`en, got to get`en some saloon

Desperado Lov`en head`en to town by sundown

Got a saloon with sweet lady's with full moons

Yip`e eye yea sweetly lay, cold beer an women

Belly up to that bar boys, say sweet... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1871 Wed, 04 Jul 2001 13:40:04 GMT http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1872/t/R-17-Desperado-Lov-en-may-offen-cow-s-.html
Howdy do mam, just call me desperado lov`en
This bad man`s running from law
Stollen the heart of every lady I every saw
How about this bad man love`en you to night
Wildest of the western rodeo ride`en
Desperado lov`en ride`en an buck`en
Never had to do no rope`en just cow poke`en
You see mam, this is desperado love`en
How would you like ride`en the bull
Well you bad bad man, wild desperado lov`en
I`am call`en you out
How... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1872 Tue, 03 Jul 2001 10:27:45 GMT http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1866/t/-laughs-.html
A Man walks into a bar...


And says owww!

feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://tylers.yuku.com/topic/1866 Sun, 01 Jul 2001 22:56:03 GMT